{"id":43,"date":"2011-12-08T13:55:57","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T20:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2011-12-12T10:25:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T17:25:07","slug":"next-up-heroin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Next up: Heroin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone needs to explain to my fetus that whiskey sours are an inappropriate craving, as the fetus seems to be in a perpetual state of 3am, post-club. All I&#8217;ve been craving is greasy junk food and whiskey sours. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m 23 again, without any of the other joys of being 23. And of course, no whiskey sours&#8230;and I&#8217;m at work, not outside of a nightclub in the ass-crack of San Francisco.<\/p>\n<p>All of the extra sour lemonade in the wooooorld is not alleviating this one. It&#8217;s been a week and a half now and I still think of them daily. I don&#8217;t even <em>like <\/em>whiskey sours. Seriously, Belly Monster? That&#8217;s how it is?\u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s going to be a long trip to July.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone needs to explain to my fetus that whiskey sours are an inappropriate craving, as the fetus seems to be in a perpetual state of 3am, post-club. All I&#8217;ve been craving is greasy junk food and whiskey sours. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m 23 again, without any of the other joys of being 23. And of course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.birdagainstwind.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}